Posted By Sika on September 25, 2006
and I stayed at the Clinton Welcome Centre. Our room had an extra door that we could not unlock. We decided that Bill Clinton had the only working key to that door, so that he could get in and not have sex with anyone he wanted (Walker assures us that this makes sense to no one else.). Luckily, although our door had to be bolted, the doorknob was one of those quick release types that unlocks the bolt when you turn it. So we figured that the people running the hostel know that Clinton preys on the people in the hostel and so gave the doors special Clinton escape knobs so we could get away from him when he tries to not have sex with us.
Shannon pointed out a sign in Sligo that said “Constituency,” so I started saying “Is you is or is you ain’t my constitchency,” which Shannon says is the Bill Clinton mating call. She’s wrong. Bill CLinton hasn’t found us yet, and anyway, Walker is closest to the door, so if Clinton does come to get us, he’ll get Walker first and Shannon and I will have time to escape.
Categories: Scotland & Ireland
Tags: Silly
Shame on you for leaving Walker to perform oral sex on Clinton. But how up standing of Walker to put himself in harms way to save you guys! awww
You have nothing to worry about. The smell of cigar smoke and the sound of saxophone music advertises his presence within a wide radius.