Dear Ulsterbus

Posted By on September 23, 2006

Your turn indicators are too loud. But thank you for making it so easy to tell if a bus driver turns without using his turn indicator, even from the back of the bus. This enables me to add one more thing to report them for. I would also like to report your drivers for:

1. Their unintelligible accents. Really, they need to learn to enunciate. And to speak Amer’can.
2. They drive on the wrong side of the road. This is exceedingly dangerous, but I suppose they feel that is necessary as:
3. You’ve put the driver’s seat on the wrong side of the bus. No wonder your drivers can’t tell their rights from their lefts.

At least the speed limits aren’t outrageously fast here like they are in the Republic of Ireland.

Thank you also for inviting me to drive for you. I’m sure I can improve your system vastly. But really, all those invitations are getting a little stalkerish. It seems like I get one everytime I get on the bus.

Sincerely,
Sika

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Comment by turtle_avenger
2006-09-23 19:27:28

lol. I love that icon!

And, you’re still the prettiest baby in the NICU.

 
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