Mozambique needs help
Posted By Sika on September 1, 2009
Unfortunately, it hasn’t even admitted it has a problem. Eventually (please, god, in the immediate future), it will realize it is out of control and harm reduction isn’t working. I hope it will then join Westlife Fans Anonymous and break the brutal cycle of its horrible addiction.
Preferably before my brains liquefy and splash out onto the chapa (minibus) seat, making even more of a mess than do a few braces of live chickens shoved under the seats and pecking at my toes.
But baby girl, resistance is futile.
Besides Westlife is the only act in UK history to have their first seven singles go straight to Number 1 (I may be old but I know Wikipedia). and they’re Irish! what’s not to like?
I think either you’ve been paid by Westlife (in which case I’m expecting a swank holiday), or you decided to listen to some Westlife, despite that being a CLEARLY BAD idea, and you no longer have a brain.
Sigh, I loved my mama.